June 28, 2010
Looking forward from English Despair and American Regret
As a fan of none of the sides remaining in the Cup considering my English heritage and my American citizenship support avenues haven't turned out as planned, I vow to switch allegiance to the Dutch for this tournament. They have the attacking players in Robben, Kuyt, Sneidjer, Van Persie, Huntelaar, Babal, Elias, et al to score with the best in this tournament and a passing style that is pleasant to witness. Additionally, they tend to play 6 defensive minded players, with Van Bommel and De Jong sitting centrally in front of the back four making odd man rushes and counterattacking goals very unlikely. What was worrying against Slovakia today was the inability to score a second goal until the mid 80s when really the game should have been put to rest. Perhaps the players relaxed looking ahead to the Quarters but they escaped when Vitek scuffed his wide open shot directly at Stekelenberg midway through the second half. Mistakes like these will be costly against Brazil.
The make up of the Dutch starting XI bears resemblance to this Cup's Brazil side. Kaka, Robinho, Luis Fabiano, and Dani Alves (replacing the injured Elano against Slovakia) make up the attacking quartet while Ramires (replacing the suspended Felipe Melo against Slovakia) and Gilberto Silva (who never seems to get yellow carded despite the staggering number of fouls he commits) make up the defensive midfield in front of the back four. While the Brazilians likely have the attacking edge (not to mention history), Kaka has been underwhelming recently and Fabiano can be wasteful, it is always unwise to bet against the Samba Boys and their ability to score. The Dutch defense seems better organized, more physical, and less prone to space cadet moments (like when Brazil allowed North Korea to score in the last minutes of their match) than the Brazilian back line but again, it is true the Brazilians generally play up to their competition and will not likely have a defensive mistake in the quarterfinals- anyone who does would risk Dunga's fearsome wrath.
All in all this game seems to have classic written all over it. Both teams play the same formation essentially, both will try to possess the ball, pass around the opponent, and wait for the perfect time to pounce. Both teams are extremely organized defensively and rarely get caught out of position. Brazil likely has the edge at Keeper but it seems that Julio Cesar has been suffering from some back injuries recently so maybe the healthy Stekelenberg has the edge currently. Both benches have players that can come on and immediately change the game. It is too soon for predictions but if the Dutch lose, well, there is always Euro 2012, right? As I've blabbered considerably here I will leave the lack of English commitment, the question of To Capello or Not to Capello, and the disappointing US loss to Ghana for another column.
And as John Harkes, the one and only, would say, "He picked a really opportune time to score."
Thanks John.
- Matt
"It's crazy how good Robben is at 51 years old."

June 26, 2010
Uruguay are just like the Celtics
June 25, 2010
A primer for USA v. Ghana tomorrow for someone who has (hypothetically) not watched any of the matches...
June 24, 2010
More on Eyebrows
June 23, 2010
What is the deal with the Swiss Goalie's Eyebrows?
I'm not sure if anyone has noticed but the Swiss 'keeper has some serious eyebrows. Not like they are wise and bushy and white colored, like Merlin or my father, more like he gets them freshly waxed before every game. Maybe he thinks that if he needs to make a diving stop such finely coiffed eyebrows will lower air resistance, thus allowing him to make miraculous save after miraculous save. This is, by the way, how the Swiss managed to keep the score against Spain. As it turns it Benaglio is quite a stud between the posts, but something about his tan and eyebrows makes me think Jersey Shore rather than Swiss Alps, comprende? What are your thoughts on the Swiss Brows?
Sorry for going on a Perez like rant here, but I can't be helped. What the hell is wrong with this dude's hair? Is he going for the lobsided alien buttchin vampire look? If he is, damn I've got to respect that. Maybe Slovenian hair styles convey other qualities than I am accustomed to, so to any Slovenes out there- I'm sorry if I have offended you, despite this offensive hairstyle.
Does anyone need a change of pants? I do.
As an England supporter I happy for both the USA and England, who progressed with a 1-0 win over Slovenia (Defoe latching on to a nice cross midway through the first half). I am nervous about England for several reasons. Wayne Rooney had several chances he most certainly would have taken whilst playing for Manchester United yet he hesitated on several show attempts, allowing the defense to poke the ball away from behind. In addition he had a fantastic chance on a volley that they goalie did well to parry off the post. Additionally with three central midfielders playing in the 4-4-2 there is no natural width. The more I think about it the more a 4-5-1 makes sense (thank you Ryan for your suggestion). A midfield of Cole and Lennon on the wings, Gerrard playing the withdrawn striker position that he's famous for at L'Pool, with Barry and Lampard providing cover and passing in the middle. Ryan wisely pointed out the Rooney excels in a 4-5-1 with United where the wingers are heavily involved in link up play. We all know Rooney's unselfishness and the addition of Cole and Lennon on the wings with Gerrard able to link up with him seems to allow a more balanced scoring attack than relying on Heskey to knock the ball down to Rooney, Lamps, or Gerrard for a chance on goal. Then again, I am not the manager of England.
Here are my BOLD PREDICTIONS FOR ROUND 2:
Uruguay v. South Korea: 0-1
United States v. Ghana: 2-1
Argentina v. Mexico: 3-1
England v. Germany: 2-2 during regular time. England win 4-3 on penalties, revenging years of heartbreak to the Germans.
Please post comments!!
June 18, 2010
If Uruguay and Mexico Decided to Tie
Anyways, babbling aside, (speaking of refs who I wouldn’t mind seeing, well, cease to exist after the U.S. match, but I’ve already heard these sentiments three times in the last hour after the match and I work in an office –everyone is apparently hard at work – so I won’t bore you with more rants) I have been thinking about what might happen in the Mexico Uruguay match next week…I mean, if they tie they both move on, and what would send a better message of political solidarity from Latin America than a truce to move ahead together. So, here goes.
The vuvuzuelas have already began their deafening blare from the confetti colored stands. Mexicans are double-fisting budweisers, already two verses ahead of their national anthem. The Uruguayans eyes have become glued to the big screen where the cameramen have taken to scoping out the most beautiful girls in the audience. Mexico wins the coin toss and we are off, Dos Santos already with an early attempt up the middle, seeming to be duffed, landing right in the Uruguayan keeper’s hands.
But, instead of kicking the ball off up field, he points into the crowd and blasts the ball up into the stands, sparking a shower of blue, white, green and red confetti to be strewn over the field by the fans. Dos Santos rips off his mask to reveal he had been Diego Forlán the whole time. The fans start hopping the fence, stripping into their dance clothes, and the two DJs who had snuck up into the commentator’s booths plugged in the speakers that had been laid out around the stadium and announce the take-over. Ray Hudson, who had been hanging out in the booth, however confused at first, goes with it. The lights suddenly go out.
Shining in a spotlight that had been brought in by a spectator, Juanes falls down from roof, hooked up with cords, let down atop the Mexican side’s goal, and begins singing “Ayer me dijiste que tú me quieres, pero todo fue mentira,” as strobe lights began the party. Lions in cages appear from the locker rooms. The field has become filled with the fans and those who haven’t taken off their shirts take off their pants and once Juanes finishes they begin tangoing in unison, a seemingly odd structure amid this chaos. Doug, an American spectator, turns to his buddies and says, “Fuck it,” stripping completely naked and running into the crowd screaming. As Diego Maradona bends back to clear the limbo, Zaira Nura turns her head in disgust, whispering under her breath, “Ew, disgusting.”
At the ninety-minute mark, everyone calmly disperses out of the stadium, clearing their confetti as they leave.
England Spineless versus Algeria in 0-0 Draw.
The second half saw the early substitution of Wright-Phillips for Lennon, a seemingly zero net substitution unless Lennon was carrying an injury. The midfield looked more dangerous and England had a string of corners yet no one could get a clean look, neither with a header nor on a second ball after the corner. Heskey seemed to tire quickly in the second half, begging for a substitution which came in the name of Defoe, preferred here to Crouch. Defoe provided energy and played a good link up with Gerrard (I think) that nearly provided England's opener but for some great last gasp defense by the Algerians. Surprisingly England's outside backs, Johnson and Cole, were largely ineffective in overlapping runs by a well run Algerian midfield and defense. When England did break forward and gather a rush of steam the final touch often let them down, as it did to Rooney on several occasions as well as Johnson on a number of crosses from the right. To make matters worse, Carragher was yellow carded, ruling him out of the third, and crucial, game against Slovenia next Wednesday. England are through if they win as Slovenia will remain on 4 points, regardless of what the USA does against Algeria. An England tie and a US win puts the USA and Slovenia on to the second round.
After watching this frustrating game I am trying to think of what is wrong in the England squad. Their players obviously have got talent to play with the best teams in the world. It seemed as if England had figured out a winning combination based on their excellent record during some tough matches in qualification; however, their play thus far has shown little conviction, desire, creativity, or raw determination to win the games, let alone any 50-50 balls or balls in the air. The USA displayed incredible grit and effort in its come back tie (should have been a win if not for the third goal being controversially disallowed) that seems to demonstrate exactly what England lack. Capello's formation that worked so well the last several years can't be blamed as the results have been impressive overall. Are the English players, used to playing high pressure games every week in the Premiership, wilting under the pressure of 50 million viewers at home? It seems so, even with David Beckham and his dapper gray suit and Princes William and Harry in attendance today. The player I am most disappointed with (don't start me on Mr Green)? Wayne Rooney. He's got the touch that strikers across the world are jealous of, he's got the heart of a lion, he's tireless, fearless, and he had a great season at Manchester United. To be fair he is coming off a few injuries and is only just regaining his fitness but as England's best player ( I don't think there is any doubt about that now) more is expected of you. Rooney needs touches on the ball to integrate the midfield triumvirate and link up with the wingers and outside backs. Knocking the ball long to Heskey can create instant offense but it is extremely easy to defend, particularly with Heskey and the Roonatic going 2 v. 4 much of the time. Increasing Rooney's touches in the midfield allows Stevie G. and Lamps to make their attacking runs they are so well known for and opens up space for Lennon, Cole, and Johnson to get into the channels in the defense. Unfortunately Rooney hasn't shown the passion for which he is known when he suits up for United. If England have any chance of beating Slovenia, and of advancing beyond the second round, Rooney better decide to play like he wants to win every ball and Capello better cook up something to galvanize the English locker room to want to win (much like the US demonstrated against Slovenia) rather than relying on the merits of their talent to passively carry them through.
Please comment with any disagreements or omissions I may have made.
Fearing an Epic England Collapse,
Matt
June 17, 2010
Madmen
June 16, 2010
Angry Fans Hang S.A. – Uruguay Ref Busacca from Swiss Scarf
Just kidding. But I wouldn’t be surprised if we see those headlines tomorrow.
In case you didn’t watch the game, South African keeper Itumeleng Khune was given a red card by the Swiss referee Massimo Busacca in the 76th minute. Star forward Steven Pienaar was then taken off to make room for the inexperienced replacement keeper Moneed Josephs, who was immediately beaten by Diego Forlan’s penalty.
I am a South African national, and although I’ve spent the better part of my life outside of the Rainbow Nation I feel I need to say a couple things about what this means for our nation, and the game at large.
Admittedly, we didn’t play very well today. Nonetheless, the two goals that we conceded in the last ten to fifteen minutes of the game were salt in the wound for the nation at large. Forlan played well, but his cracker of a goal was only so because of the deflection it took. A draw would have kept us in the running for making it in to the next round, and even a 1-0 loss would have made it easier. Now we stand a good chance of being the first host nation to not make it through the group stage.
All because of some pussy-ass dive. Listen, footballers: this isn’t the NBA, or even the Screen Actors Guild, so stop acting like you’re reeling in agony when you just got clipped. Theatrics just slow the pace and flow of the game and tinge it with dishonesty. Yes, Suarez was the last man and he was tackled but there was no need for him to cringe and dive like he just got tased. If you fall, fall. But don’t go searching for set pieces by making it a bigger deal than it is. The red card was undeserved.
Which brings me to my next point: Massimo Busacca, you’re an asshole. Yes, maybe Switzerland did beat Spain and maybe you creamed your pants a little, but that’s still no reason to go flashing reds and yellows for shits and giggles. What, you think this is just a game?!
In my post-game fury I google-searched Busacca. I didn’t find out his address, or the name of his wife or first-born son, but I did find out that Mr. Massimo has a little record for pulling this type of crap. In the 2006 World Cup, Busacca awarded a penalty kick and a red card to the Ukrainian Vladislaw Vaschuk when they played Spain, allowing the Spaniards to sail to a comfortable 3-0 win. Upon further review it was found that there was indeed no physical contact in the penalty area.
Busacca is also known for being a little bit of a wildcard. He was banned after giving the finger to a group of heckling fans at a Swiss Cup match. And worse, he also took a piss ON THE FIELD while officiating a Qatar Stars League game last year. Busacca, you disgust me.
Tonight, the ceaseless buzz of the vuvuzela’s will be quieter than usual. Not only will today be remembered as Youth Day, commemorating the 34th anniversary of the Soweto Uprising in which thousands of students protested the apartheid education system, it may also be the day that South Africa lost it’s place in the 2010 World Cup to the hand of senseless adjudication. Our next match, and the last of the group stage, will be against the French. Our chances are slim, but looking at the way the French have been playing so far, there’s still a glimmer of hope.
AMANDLA!
Mr. Tesh

No, fuck YOU Massimo!
Thoughts on vuvuzelas and La Furia Roja, among other things
June 15, 2010
All World Cup 2010 Best Name Team
Goalkeeper: Hans-Jörg Butt (Germany). How can you go wrong with the hyphen, the umlaut, and the reference to the gluteus maximus? I think you know the answer.
Goalkeeper (Hon. Mention): Faouzi Chaouchi (Algeria). Say whhaaaaaaattttt? Does his name rhyme or is that just how I'm saying it in my head?
Goalkeeper (Hon. Mention 2): Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi (Japan). He was the starter at the 1998 and 2006 games for Japan, has played for Portsmouth in the Premier league and is now a backup at the age of 34 to starter Narazaki.
Defender1: Oh Beom-Seok (South Korea). Again, I'm a sucker for hyphens. And when your first name is the start of an unimportant sentence in the English language, I know you’re a winner. Also there are 7 players with the first name ‘Kim’ on the South Korean team so I give Mr Oh here some love for being original.
Defender2: Patrick Mtiliga (Denmark). Not part of any games for the Danes during qualifying, Mtiliga made the team after impressing for Malaga this season.
Defender3: Sokratis Papastathopoulos (Greece). I don’t think this needs explanation. You can always count on the Greeks for some great names and they did not disappoint us here.
Defender4: Waldo “Waldonator” Ponce (Chile). Great first name, great nickname, shares a birthday with Jay Z. He’s a winner.
Defender (Hon. Mention): Avraam Papadopoulos (Greece). Although originally born in Australia, he now plays for the Greek giants Olympiakos.
Defender (Hon. Mention): Souleymane Bamba (Ivory Coast). La la bamba, la la bamba . . .
Mid1: Jesper Gronkjaer (Denmark). Very manly last name, not so sure about the first name though.
Mid2: Jean Beausejour (Chile). His father was thought to have died in the earthquake in Haiti, but thankfully he later turned up alive. I like names with 6 vowels and 4 consonants, although I can’t pronounce them.
Mid3: Romaric AKA Christian Koffi Ndri (Ivory Coast). Clearly, his nickname follows from his given name.
Mid4: Aleksandar Radosavljevic (Slovenia). If I had a nickel for every time I wished my name had the letters ‘v’, ‘l’, and ‘j’ consecutively in my name I’d have one nickel. He has played for sides Triglav Kanj, Celje, Shinnik Yaroslavl, and Tom Tomsk, among others.
Mid (Hon. Mention): Demy De Zeeuw (Netherlands). His name is enhanced by being born in Apeldoorn, Netherlands
Striker1: Maxim Choupo-Moting (Cameroon). He lost a little name credibility when I found out his first name was Eric, but overall I think this is a great, and regal at that, name from front to back. Gotta love the hypens.
Striker2: Prince Tagoe (Nigeria). Tagoe has run the gamut and player in countries from Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Ghana, and Germany. Originally diagnosed with a heart condition when he went to Hoffenheim, he was later allowed to play after team doctors medically cleared him. Gotta root for this type of guy- he’s been all over, great name (Prince Fielder has nothing on him!), and all kinds of adversity.
Striker (Hon. Mention): Georgie Welcome (Honduras). Known for his eye catching finishing in the Honduran leagues, Georgie, at 6’4”, will undoubtedly give defenders trouble. Not to mention the plethora of puns that are available if he scores.
Manager: Bert van Marwijk (Netherlands).
Assistant: Hun Jung Moo (South Korea). Moooooo. Seems an affable guy, and who wouldn’t be after his team demolished Greece 2-0 (should’ve been more like 5 or 6-0).
In case one of the managers loses their voice: Tie: Pim Verbeek (Australia) and Matjaz Kek (Slovenia). I’m not sure if they speak the same language(s) but they surely did give their elementary school teachers a tough time during attendance.
Interesting link to how much each World Cup 2010 manager gets paid:
http://www.just-football.com/2009/12/world-cup-2010-managers-salaries-aka/
Hope you enjoyed the column!
Praying for Rooney’s Ankle,
Matt
June 12, 2010
It's Ayoba Time! From the Mother Land!
Please do not hate me too much, as we are all soccer/futbol lovers here and united by one ball...but I am in South Africa until July 9th! I am attending several matches and taking in all the incredible sites and sounds of this amazing country!
I'm Max from Hartford, CT. I graduated from BU last month with the BU folk on here and think about you all daily on my journeys. I am also disappointed with everyone picking England over USA... : ) Gotta have faith....it would be an incredible country if there was a Bufana, Bufana vs. USA final here(if it is technically impossible...please don't mention it to me...I believe in dreams)
...and I believe! Yes we can! 1-1 drawn to the red coats is a great beginning!
Anyways...I would love to get technical and analytical, but there is time for that later, wifi here can be expensive!
...for now, think of me as an obnoxious field correspondent...Matt and Prab know I can probably embrace that role pretty well...and also, I
for starters...check out my blog...I upload videos of my journey every day...let me know what you think! Let me know what you want to see/hear/read more about!
maxcondren.com
Team Donovan vs. Bafana Bafana in the Final! I was on the Cape of Good Hope two days ago so I have have plenty of hope!
Enjoy this month everyone! The best month that only comes every four years!
Vuvuzelas for life,
Max
Are These 'The Times That Try Men's Souls'?
I can't believe I woke up at 4:30am Pacific Time to watch the South Korea v Greece match, only to find that I had missed Lee Jung-Soo's 7 minute goal due to my own utter incompetence in the realm of being able to wake up in a timely fashion. The takeaway from this: Living on the earlier end of a time difference AKA 'The Past' is the worst... or, maybe I should just set my alarm for a few minutes earlier.South Africa 1-1 Mexico
Today I woke up 15 minutes into the first half of the opening game and scrambled to find it online on ESPN3 (formerly ESPN360). After 10 minutes nursing my 4-year-old laptop (80 in tech years) through the simple tasks of opening the internet browser and getting to the website, I was horrified to find that my girlfriend’s family’s internet service provider does not allow video to be streamed via ESPN360.
I gave myself a couple of minutes to hyperventilate—no World Cup for two weeks? What should I do? Would the fall from my second-story window be enough to end it all? I didn’t have a car to drive to any nearby bars, but even if I did, what kind of impression would it make on her family if I ran off from 6 AM to 3:30 PM every day to watch something besides the Packers? More importantly, where could I get a car, and was there a bar within walking distance?
As my panic subsided, my brain started to think. If I couldn’t watch the games on the internet, couldn’t I just watch the games on…the internet? Yes. Justin.tv. If you haven’t heard of it, hear of it now. It could very well save your life, or at least save you a couple of bruises and the embarrassment of having your girlfriend’s family peel you off their backyard lawn. Justin.tv is a website that posts links to illegal internet broadcasts of all kinds of wonderful gooey TV goodness, including the World Cup.
Once I had sifted through a couple broken links, I found a feed from
The game was a joy to watch, even if I couldn’t understand a word of the play-by-play. In fact, I rather enjoyed not having to listen to the commentary. It was soccer at its purest, seen and not heard. From what I could tell, the announcers became excited when the goals were scored, which seems natural when you think about it. Also, although Chinese characters are vastly different from English characters in design and mode of representation, the word “live” is written exactly the same in both languages.
Both teams played fast, open football. Tshabalala’s goal for
Tomorrow I’ll be watching
June 10, 2010
Happy World Cup Eve
My name is Jimmy Kuo and tomorrow I graduate from college.
But more importantly,
Tomorrow the World Cup starts.
The first game is mere hours away and I can’t wait for South Africa to pull off a draw against a technically gifted Mexican side.
I also can’t wait for France to get beat out of the group stage on a blatant handball in the 90th minute (but that’s for a separate post).
There’s not much to say now but I wanted to introduce myself to all four followers before the first kickoff.
I have picked USA (against all rational thought) to win the whole tournament because I’d really like to force the rest of the world to call it soccer.
I will be blogging from Washington D.C. for the majority of the tournament and thankful that I don’t have to wake up for 4:30 am kickoffs (the Premier League is in off season and we all deserve some sleep). However, I think adapting your sleep schedule to South Africa time is a wonderful idea.
Happy World Cup eve everyone!
Jimmy Kuo
First Day Predictions?
Mexico 2 V. South Africa 1
France 1 V. Uruguay 1
There it is. Let's see all your picks too!
Matt
June 8, 2010
The Great American Soccer Conspiracy
When I first came to this beautiful country a mere nine years ago I was immediately thrown in to a sporting universe completely alien to me. Baseball, (American) football, and basketball were a long ways away from cricket, rugby, and footy – the colonial sports I knew so well in England and South Africa. At lunchtimes I was relegated to the side of the asphalt, watching as all the other kids played basketball and cursing the day I came to this stupid-ass country.
Back then my one saving grace was after-school soccer (which, as a snub to the name-changing elitism of American culture, I will from now on call football – it’s real fucking name). In South Africa, and even England, none of the schools I went to ever had organized football teams. It was always left either to epic lunchtime games on the green, or after-school pick-up matches with a crushed-up Coke can (yeah, I’m hood. What of it?).
Things are more legit here. FIFA estimates that about 18 million Americans play the game today – more than any other nation in the world. And with the relatively low price of football becoming increasingly attractive to schools with tight budgets that number is on the rise.
But why? If America took the time to create and cultivate it’s own athletic niches, even having the balls to deem them globally competitive (World Series my ass), why not stick to its own games?
Think about it: while the U. S. of A. may have global hegemonic power, with an economy and a military industrial complex that doesn’t come close to being matched by any other nation in the world, it still suffers from a crippling football impotency. No matter how baller we are – baseballer, American footballer, basketballer, big money baller – the fact that we cannot dominate the international football stage leaves us feeling a little like Kobe Bryant with whiskey dick.
Dominating the football world would not only alleviate a cultural helplessness long felt by American football fans, it would also, in a very real sense, mean global dominance. Being the rulers of the most popular sport in the world would extend our power out of the economic and military spheres, and in to the athletic/cultural sphere.
Who knows? Perhaps politicians are plotting The Great American Soccer Conspiracy as we speak. As America becomes increasingly international, both in its domestic diversity and the way in which it deals with the outside world, it is now being forced to play the games other counties play. Bernard Mergan, professor of American Studies at George Washington University claims that “[w]e have been unduly nationalistic and ethnocentric about our professional sports, looking down with some condescension on other cultures that do not play, or come up to our levels, in football, basketball, or baseball. But they, in turn, perceive us as less than civilized because we can't play soccer with them or even discuss it intelligently.”
Indeed. Gone are the days of American exceptionalism, in both a political and sporting sense, and America is in it to win it.
At least 130,000 World Cup tickets already have been bought in the U.S., more than any other country outside South Africa. There is also now a huge domestic demand for football to be shown on T.V. Initiative Sports Futures, a London-based analysis firm claims that the U.S., having ranked 23rd in World Cup viewing in 1998, jumped to 13th in 2002, and 8th in 2006.
And the U.S. team has performed in tandem with demand. In the 2002 World Cup they somehow made it to the quarterfinals, eventually losing to hosts and fourth-place runners-up South Korea. After coming last in the Ghana-Italy-Czech Group of Death in the 2006 World Cup, the U.S. made a spectacular bid for the Confederation Cup last year, beating top-ranked Spain in the semi’s only to lose their two-goal lead in the second half of the final against Brazil. This year, there are high hopes for the Yanks to up the ante.
But try as they may, the U.S. football team will NOT win the World Cup. At least not this year anyways. If they did, chances are angry football fans from across the globe would lash out, ramming vuvuzela’s in our George Bush-loving asses and choking us with their national flags. The fact of the matter is, Amurrka just isn’t considered as freakin’ awesome to foreigners as it is to its patriotic inhabitants. In fact, empirical evidence has shown that many people in other countries actually think we’re ignorant douchewad’s. WTF??
Right now, football is America’s main global concession (That, along with having a black president in a country run by old white men). Bar the financial crisis, the U.S. is still just about pwning every other country. Being shite at footy gives the rest of the world some cultural weaponry, no matter how futile.
But if the U.S. isn’t going to dominate the World Cup athletically, it’ll sure as hell do so economically. Aside from Coca-Cola being the official soft-drink sponsor (the Third World loves that shit), Budweiser has won the coveted bid for official beer sponsor. During the Confed. Cup the company cut a deal that made sure Bud Diesel was the only beer that could be sold within a 5-km radius of the stadiums.
Luckily, Bud has loosened the restrictions since then. Germans reacted angrily to Bud’s 2006 World Cup beer monopoly, with one university student even setting up a website, BudOut, to slander the ‘dishwater’-making brewery, calling Budweiser’s exclusive rights "an insult to beer lovers, taste buds and football fans." Bud seems to have taken the hint, and this year will allow other brewers to sell their beer around the stadiums.
Economics aside, it’s only a matter of time before the Great American Soccer Conspiracy is realized. In their book Why England Loses, Why Germany and Brazil Win, and Why the US, Japan, Australia, Turkey — and Even Iraq — Are Destined to Become the Kings of the World's Most Popular Sport, authors Simon Kuper and Stefan Szymanski single out wealth, population size, and a nation’s experience with international football as the primary indicators of future success. America only lacks the latter.
If, however, for some absurd reason – extraordinary luck, extraordinary skill, or a deeply entrenched and widespread plot on the part of the U.S. government – Landon Donovan you find yourself about to score the winning goal in the dying seconds of this year’s final, do everyone a favor and take a fucking dive. The world doesn’t need America running around and kicking everyone’s ass in sports too.
June 6, 2010
Too Many Games for Players at Big Clubs?
Wesley Sneijder (Inter Milan, Netherlands): 46
Dirk Kuyt (Liverpool, Netherlands): 57
Arjen Robben (Bayern Munich, Netherlands): 43 (would be significantly higher if not for another injury earlier in the season)
Wayne Rooney (Manchester United, England): 55
Frank Lampard (Chelsea, England): 64
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool, England): 52
Jermain Defoe (Tottenham, England): 50
Peter Crouch (Tottenham, England): 53
Nicolas Anelka (Chelsea, France): 60
Patrice Evra (Manchester United, France): 62
Are there too many games for the top class players? The players listed above often play in 3 tournaments for their club team (the league, the league cup, and the champions league or Europa League) meaning that they play on the weekend for their club team and in midweek for one of the other tournaments. Over the course of games from September through May this takes a toll on players bodies and their ability to heal from injuries. As an avid England supporter, I worry about the likes of Rooney (who never wants to sit on the bench even if he is injured), Lampard, and Gerrard staying fit for the group stages. Rooney has struggled with injuries, likely because of overuse with Manchester United, in recent months (groin, ankle, thigh) and appears to just be getting back to 100%. only 6 days before England's crucial first match with the USA. England are a completely different team with Rooney at 100% and as a long suffering England fan it would be great to see the whole team (with the exception of Ferdinand and possibly Barry) at full strength.
The question I'm really getting at is should there be a cap on the number of games that players can play for their club teams? This could be regulated monthly, yearly, per competition or otherwise. Another piece of the puzzle is the amount of travel that can be required for these tournaments (not to mention the ridiculous and suicidal pre-season tours many top teams partake in during July and August). A cap seems to be in the best interest of both club teams and national teams, assuring the best players are fit for the most important games. I do realize that for many club teams not playing their best player or two means losing money (ticket sales, TV rights, winning smaller tournaments, etc) and has other negative affects such as not attracting top class talent to that team; however, my visceral, England-centric, reaction is that there should be a cap on games to protect players (and fans!) and help prevent them from long term injuries (and depression, in the case of the fans).
What are your thoughts/opinions/concerns/questions/smack talk?
Matt
Live from Cape Town
Whats up y'all,
Just wanted to extend a thanks to MFlem for allowing me to become a part of this blog as I'm pretty fired up about the World Cup, especially since I'm spending my summer working in Cape Town and going to some matches.
I got into Cape Town about a week ago and its been a blast so far, the city is beautiful and I'm going to need a second liver by the time I leave this place as they party pretty aggressively. It should be a great site for some potentially awesome matches. The matches that I'll be heading to are England vs. Algeria, Cameroon vs. Netherlands, Round of 16 in Cape Town (G,H), Round of 16 in Joburg (A,B) and possibly the quarter final in Cape Town. My goal is to provide an account of these actual matches, as well as what the scene is like around both Cape Town and when I visit Joburg.
You can already see a buzz in Cape Town as its the most popular world cup match site out of the 7 cities and tourists are really starting to flock in. The first match here is France vs. Uruguay on Friday and the city will pretty much be shut down. Theres a 2 mile path called "Fan Fest", which leads up to the stadium on the waterfront and will be filled with vendors, bars, and jumbotrons for people to watch the game.
A few of us tried to go see the stadium a couple days ago, but were denied by security as they are still doing some construction in the area. From what we saw, its an awesome looking stadium and being right on the water doesn't hurt. It seems like the World Cup has allowed Cape Town to do a lot of work/construction that was needed, which should go up to the last second before being completed.
Bafana Bafana (The Boys), is the nickname for the South African soccer team and they are well supported in the country. After meeting some locals, I'm really hoping they can emerge out of Group A although they're clearly not predicted to. I think if they beat Mexico on Friday, it could become a real possibility and I can tell you that its going to be mayhem around here. An interesting fact that people keep pointing to between this team and the rugby team of 1996 is the rugby team had all white players except one black player and this team has all black players and one white player. Race is an extremely prevalent issue here and people are very open talking about it, but I think if the SA team does well it could really increase the spirit and ease tensions in the country. Most of the locals say that if South Africa doesn't emerge, that they will support any African team that does. The USA is generally not well received around here, as you barely see any American flags but do see the flags of many other countries. Either way, my hopes are starting to increase for our team especially after Buddle and Gomez tore up Australia yesterday but our defense is still really sketchy.
My main question is whether people feel that Onyewu should start against England? I'm really liking how Goodson is playing so I think Onyewu should ride the pine but when he's on top of his game, Onyewu does make our D much stronger. Clearly, Bocanegra should be playing left back so hopefully we shore up our D before the England match which I cannot wait for. Theres a few interns from England in my program as well so the trash talk will certainly increase as we start getting towards the game
Anyway, I'll hope to post again after this first weekend of matches and look forward to hearing from other people on the blog. Hopefully, no more marquee players get injured as its starting to affect the chances for certain teams. USA! USA ! USA!
Cheers,
PD
June 4, 2010
Does Drogba out mean 'Twinkle Toes' and Portugal are in?
June 3, 2010
Welcome Jimmy Kuo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOAkbrUYAk
Get pumped!
PS- I can't get the hyperlink to work right now but I will ASAP
June 1, 2010
Get Inspired!
USA v. Czech Republic May 25, 2010, Hartford, Conn

Here's a simple throw in from our side. The Hartford Stadium is a great soccer stadium- very few bads seats and it's a bowl so it really feels like you are in on the action.

USA scores first! Maurice Edu tapped in from close range after a nice ball played on from the left wing from a free kick. Buddle didn't offer much up front in the first half but Gomez came in with energy in the second half and played well.

Here Steve Cherundolo AKA Dolo (thanks, P Scott Chandler) takes care of the ball on the right wing. He's got Spector behind him and Holden offering support in the middle. It seems that Dolo will be the starting right back- he's played solidly in the warm-up games and Spector has been horrible.








